Today I attempted to eat a burger that was almost as large as my head.
It ended badly.
Actually, it ended with sticky toffee pudding, but that's an even more ridiculous story.
Salutatory Bilge
Dennis says:
"Hello and welcome."
Elucidatory Bilge
- The Zinc Stoat
- I write stuff and keep ferrets. I sometimes write stuff about keeping ferrets, and sometimes I keep ferrets from writing stuff.
As well as being here, I can also be found on MySpace, since I know how much everybody loves that site.
I have no idea what sarcasm means.
Edit: I'd like to point out that my MySpace page appears to currently be a bit shagged. Such a shame.
0 comments:
Post a Comment