It isn't actually a case of Saturdays being Super Noodles Days, it just seems to have worked out that the last two Saturdays have been ripe with Super-Noodly goodness.
Rest assured, however, this is only because they were on offer in the supermarket. The madness ends here.
Well, actually, the madness will end once the remaining two packets have been used.
Unless, of course, they're still on offer next time we go shopping; in which case, the madness will probably begin again, same time next week.
So, actually, it's looking like Saturdays very much could be Super Noodles Days after all.
There's been further nastiness today.
If I was asked to rate it on some sort of unholy Scale of Horribleness, I would probably have to say that this would score even higher than standing barefoot in horrible mouldy ick. Like I did yesterday.
Today's nastiness involved our Vax.
It was by no means the Vax's fault. Events just conspired against us all.
The details are not really important, but let's just say that today I discovered that the combination of decomposing cabbage, and the sorts of things that come out of a ferret's bottom is a wholly unpleasant one.
I am in no way suggesting that either of those things cannot be quite unpleasant on their own, but – believe me – mix the two of them together and you'll find yourself with something much more potent and foul and utterly disgusting than the sum of its parts.
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