It would seem today that there is now considerable doubt not only as to the presence of a piece of scrunched-up foil somewhere inside the delicate inner workings of Hiccups the ferret, but also with regard to its existence in general.
Nobody can really be certain that it was ever actually there in the first place.
Perhaps the whole event was imagined.
Who can say? Apparently no-one.
But, for now at least, Poo Watch is scheduled to continue as usual.
Meanwhile, Biscuits (also The Ferret) last night appeared dissatisfied with the comparatively small amount of concern regarding his inner workings and decided to express his disdain with a bold attempt at eating the plug for my computer. Out of the wall. Whilst I was using it.
I'm pleased to report, however, that he was apprehended in the act, his ingenious plan was thwarted, and there were no resulting consequences, hilarious or otherwise.
Reconstruction: The infamous 'ball of foil' – fact or fiction?
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