Tuesday 2 December 2008

Second Anniversary Post

An advert has just come on the television for an air-freshener that, apparently, detects movements.

I wish somebody would put one of those in the toilets where I work. There always seem to be plenty of 'movements' in there which would warrant its use.


Thursday 26 June 2008

Sporadic Post Shocker!

Who knows? This may even be the start of something.

I doubt it, mind.

To be honest, I'm just feeling far too wasted to do anything clever right now, and — since I'm home alone — I thought I'd be a bit pathetic and indulge you all in some more of my irreverent drivel.

Being the nice, generous and generally wonderful person that I am, I have just returned home after putting myself out of my way for a couple of hours and allowing people to practice Swedish massage on me.

This is, obviously, a great thing.

Not so great, however, is the fact that — due to being subjected to three different massages — I am now covered in not only massage oil, but also massage cream and talc as well.

I'm now concerned about letting the house get too warm, for fear I end up the filling in some sort of strange massage media pancake.


Tuesday 6 May 2008

Yeah Yeah

Too busy, sorry. And have been for a fair while now.

I'll be back when I've got more free time than sense again.

In the meantime, might I recommend that you read a book or watch a movie? Or — dare I say it — try getting out more? I understand there they have such wonderful things as grass and squirrels and caribou in the great outdoors. Why not go and see what sorts of exciting adventures they're having?

And — who knows — if you take some Post-it* notes, you could even post a comment or two.

* Other brands of re-positional notes are available.