Poetry Time [No. 3]

My Life As A Virgin Media Customer

So,
Bye bye, Sky channels.

Sometimes,
We used to watch you.

Admittedly,
Mostly for The Simpsons.

Although,
We always seemed to be watching repeats.

Specifically,
That bloody Jazz Man episode.

And
The one with the crazy golf competition.

And
The one where Bart runs away.

And
That one with Sideshow Bob.

And
That other one with Sideshow Bob.

And
Another one with Sideshow Bob. But,

Strangely,
Never the one with his brother

Which,
Ironically, I'd actually like to see again.

More of the same, only worse

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