I have just spend a straight five minutes in the kitchen, trying to open a bin bag.
I tried all the usual tricks: blowing on it, rubbing my hands together either side of it, trying to prise my fingernails into the tiny gap – to name but a few.
I almost had it. Almost.
In my desperate and mounting frustration, I eventually asked for help – not something I'd usually do in this sort of situation, but I was so wound up I was about to go into complete and utter meltdown.
Without a word of a lie, the bin bag was then duly inspected, turned upside-down, and opened easily.
I now ask that the rules to be changed so that everyone can do one bloody stupid thing a day without having to be technically labelled an idiot.
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