Friday 16 March 2007

Dead Pet Bingo

I've been told that the sole surviving family cat is getting old and poorly.

This is not good news.

I'm now in danger of reaching a terrible score of 100% dead cats. This is unacceptable!

Still, I'll believe it when I see it; my sources do have a tendency to be a little overly-dramatic about these things – she's only 16, and she's probably just got a bit of trapped wind, or something.

The cat, that is; not my source.


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