Friday, 16 March 2007

Dead Pet Bingo

I've been told that the sole surviving family cat is getting old and poorly.

This is not good news.

I'm now in danger of reaching a terrible score of 100% dead cats. This is unacceptable!

Still, I'll believe it when I see it; my sources do have a tendency to be a little overly-dramatic about these things – she's only 16, and she's probably just got a bit of trapped wind, or something.

The cat, that is; not my source.


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