Tuesday, 13 February 2007

Tip Of The Day: Rubber Thingamabobs

Avoid unnecessarily flinging your grippy rubber finger oojamaflips down toilet bowls by using a smaller size – one that actually fits on your finger and doesn't turn into a bouncy and unpredictable projectile when you gesticulate.

(Yes, today I made a discovery.)


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah, you wear it on your middle finger?

The Zinc Stoat said...

Wouldn't help.
All my fingers are long and thin.
Fact.