I Know What You Hid Last Summer

I want this:

Ferret sou'westers: practical yet stylish

I want two, in fact.

But – before you go thinking me some sort of monster for wanting to dress my ferrets in snazzy raincoats – please know that at least I would never do this to them (even when they have been stealing and hiding my stuff):

Ferret tassel hat: impractical yet tasteless

Apparently, there are people out there who would, however.

This frightens me enormously. But that's nothing to how frightened the ferrets should be.

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