Sunday 16 May 2010

From The Bums Of Angels

What is it with men and leaving great piles of loose change around the house?

I realise that men's wallets don't have a compartment for change — because, if they did, they'd be called purses, and that's more ladylike territory — so I understand that coins generally need to be kept in trouser pockets. But I still don't get the attraction with scattering the little buggers to the four winds when you get home.

Somebody told me once that finding coins around the house is a sign that you have been visited by angels.

I'm not sure I agree. I've seen where those coins come from, and I don't think that anything angelic has any business associating with the arse pockets of men's jeans.


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