Following on from my earlier post about suspect television adverts, it occurs to me exactly how strange the current Febreze advert* actually is.
What sort of stupid questions are those, anyway:
"Have you smelt this chair? And those curtains?"
"Actually, Mother, since I tend to put my arse in that chair rather frequently, I would generally recommend that other people keep their large — and apparently somewhat over-eager — olfactory organs quite far away from it, for fear of choking and eventual death.
"And are you quite sure you're not confusing chairs and curtains with flowers and scented candles again? Surely you of all people would remember how embarassing that was for us all last time. I couldn't look the vicar in the eye for a week."
* Sorry, but I could only find the US version.
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