It's lucky it's not an ambition of mine, I guess, but I've come to realise that I could never star in an advert for Vanish.
I can act; but, sadly, my eyebrows can't.
I'd have to do all the work myself, and I get the impression that that's just not the look they go for.
Perhaps I should instead go for something a little more realistic. Like an advert in which I have to pretend that I find it endearing when my little brat of a child tries to put his scooter in my dishwasher — and not actually go for his throat for bringing that filthy thing, not only inside the house, but anywhere near my nice, clean crockery.
Or one where I go into my teenage son's bedroom and sniff his chair before spraying it with any well-known odour eliminators.
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