Poetry Time [No. 3]

My Life As A Virgin Media Customer

So,
Bye bye, Sky channels.

Sometimes,
We used to watch you.

Admittedly,
Mostly for The Simpsons.

Although,
We always seemed to be watching repeats.

Specifically,
That bloody Jazz Man episode.

And
The one with the crazy golf competition.

And
The one where Bart runs away.

And
That one with Sideshow Bob.

And
That other one with Sideshow Bob.

And
Another one with Sideshow Bob. But,

Strangely,
Never the one with his brother

Which,
Ironically, I'd actually like to see again.

More of the same, only worse

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I Know What You're Thinking

And the answer is yes: mild curry flavour.

Not that I see the point of curry coming in anything other than melt your face flavour. But, then again, my ability to eat spicy food does frighten most of the people that I meet. I'm probably lucky that I haven't yet been kidnapped by a travelling circus and put in the freak show.

Mind you, those of us that haven't been kidnapped by a travelling circus for any reason whatsoever are all very lucky.

Anyway, getting back to what's important here, mild curry was the only flavour in the cupboard. It seems that I was wrong yesterday when I stated that we'd bought some more.

Note to self: stock up on Super Noodles before the offer ends.

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Thought For The Day

For those of you that this applies to, think about how you've never been kidnapped by a travelling circus, and think yourselves very, very lucky indeed.

For those of you who have been kidnapped by a travelling circus, think about ways to escape whilst maiming as many of the bastards as possible in the process.

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