Friday 8 June 2007

Novelty Dog Shows vs Trading Standards

I saw a sign today as I was driving:

Novelty Dog Show

So, what's a novelty dog? Is it one that's had its fur painted up like the Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo? Or one that has six legs?

Because, frankly, I'd fail to see the novelty in anything much less.

Or is it the show itself that's supposed the novelty? Do the dogs all come in via parachute? Or, perhaps, they are each graded on their ability to play the flute and/or create a Baked Alaska and not on their good posture and voluminous coat? Or are there actually no dogs at all? That would also be quite novel.



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