Tuesday 12 June 2007

Costume Design By A.N. Idiot

Yes, whenever I'm starring in a horror movie, and I'm planning to prowl around at night and hunt potential murderers – who may, in fact, be after me next – I like nothing better than to wear tight, bright red leather trousers and massive dangly jewellery.

It's a great way, I find, to both remain inconspicuous in the dark, and maintain maximum agility and flexibility.



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