I noticed today a sign on a water filter:
The gaz used in the filter does the harm the ozone layer
Bloody nice of this Gaz to restrain himself like that.
In fact, the next time my father is out in the back garden, spraying aerosols into the air and screaming, "It's not hot enough yet!", I'll know that – somewhere out there – there is a Gaz who would condemn his errant behaviour.
I passed a road sign today that warned:
Concealed site entrance
What's the point of that?
Why go concealing site entrances all over the bloody place? How's that going to help anybody?
I confess I've just opened an Easter egg a little early.
I did have my reasons, but they are too dull to go into in any great detail. I will simply say that they involved the craving for something sweet, and something that I once heard on the BBC about an ingredient in chocolate being good for coughs.
And I have one hell of a cough right now.
Yes, yes… I'll see a doctor next week. Honest.
Still, I was a little bemused to discover that the promised "bag of Cadbury Creme Egg Minis" supposedly enclosed within the hollow chocolate egg was actually more a "bag of Cadbury Creme Egg Mini".
In fact, they could really have not bothered with bagging it at all. What were the makers worried would happen? It might scatter all over the floor when I separated the halves?
It's a sad (and deeply disappointing) day when confectionery manufacturers don't know the difference between singular and plural.
