Showing posts with label "but why" stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label "but why" stuff. Show all posts

Sunday, 16 May 2010

From The Bums Of Angels

What is it with men and leaving great piles of loose change around the house?

I realise that men's wallets don't have a compartment for change — because, if they did, they'd be called purses, and that's more ladylike territory — so I understand that coins generally need to be kept in trouser pockets. But I still don't get the attraction with scattering the little buggers to the four winds when you get home.

Somebody told me once that finding coins around the house is a sign that you have been visited by angels.

I'm not sure I agree. I've seen where those coins come from, and I don't think that anything angelic has any business associating with the arse pockets of men's jeans.


Friday, 23 March 2007

Advertisers' Nightmare

I'm possibly missing the point here, but why would I want to spend money and time out of my day on buying and applying make-up that's designed to make me look like I'm not wearing make-up?

"It's you, only better." And slightly poorer. And with a bit less time on your hands.