I write stuff and keep ferrets. I sometimes write stuff about keeping ferrets, and sometimes I keep ferrets from writing stuff.
As well as being here, I can also be found on MySpace, since I know how much everybody loves that site.
I have no idea what sarcasm means.
Edit: I'd like to point out that my MySpace page appears to currently be a bit shagged. Such a shame.
"Dennis: A Life In Hats" An introduction by The Zinc Stoat. Dennis loves dancing. And dressing up. Also, he loves dinosaurs. And ducks. But not necessarily all things that start with the letter d. He doesn't particularly enjoy darts, for example. He wouldn't want diphtheria. He's no good at doodling. He's never even tried playing dominoes or Dingbats. And he's quite ambivalent towards Dire Straits.